Blogdrive WYSIWYG Entry Editor v. 3.57b
JFZ just put up a hilarious entry about one of
Blogdrive's new and upcoming feature, except it's all fictional.
Welcome to the future.
MONROVIA, CA -- Blogdrive's Executive Vice President of Emerging Global
Technology Acquistions division announced the launch of the 3.57b entry
editor on the video conferencing multiscreen to the cheers of thousands
of swag-wearing Blogdrivers at the Malaysian BlogCon2012 conference
this evening. BlogCon Malaysia attendance has surpassed the Tokyo Auto
Show in recent years.
After the Blogdrive acquistion of the
Tawian-based Neural Network start-up, Hudyang, many blog pundits
forecast the emergence of neural editors. Blogdrive has shocked
financial market pundits with the 3.57b because it is the first low
cost and functional product to truly work in the long-awaited I-wear
market.
The 3.57b has not only been crowned product zero in
the I-wear market by EEEI, but also its software has been rumored to be
up for multiple awards for idiot-proofing among social networking and
marketing industry groups. Blogdrive's own logo serves as the 3-button
comand interface.
When one of the 121.3 million Blogdrivers
is using the the 3.57b editor, they can compose in the language of
their choice, preview and verify their entry on the heads-up display,
and then simply process that entry with one touch on the Blogdrive
logo. Tapping the orange control means cancel, blue saves draft, and
green publishes the entry.
Blogdrive's Emerging Global
Technologies division is currently working on the automatic
classification of blog entries using the Neural Emoticon System
Generator, but the roll-out of the NESG Blogdrive feature has been
hampered by the recent inclusion of the bi-polar algorythm.
Future of Blogging BlogDrive
A dumbass doing something useless yet still refuse to give up doing it.
